Rules:
1. Choose five of your own characters.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

1. Kaori Ringo
2. Dietrich Engel
3. Mr. Adam Levy
4. Jeremy Truiser
5. Casi Newman

Q&A:

1. How old are you?
Kaori: Sixteen. Now shut up and go away!
Dietrich: Wah! I 'em siebzehnjährig. (Translation: at the age of seventeen.)
Mr. Levy: That's personal... But... I'm twenty seven.
Jeremy: *while blushing* Um... Eighteen... Um...
Casi: Oh, I'm seventeen. Why do you ask?

2. What's your height?
Kaori: I'm 5'5. Now go away!
Dietrich: Wah! I 'em at five Emerican feet and nine of your inches.
Mr. Levy: 6'1. I know. Tall, right?
Jeremy: 5'10... But I'll grow!
Casi: 5'7. I'm really tall for my gender.

3. Are you a virgin?
Kaori: Ugh! Yes! Don't make me kick your ass!
Dietrich: Um... Er... *blushes*
Mr. Levy: I'm twenty seven. What do you think?
Jeremy: I'm waiting for the right person. *blushes*
Casi: *flustered* Wha- Uh- Yes! Go away!

4. Who's your mate/spouse?
Kaori: Who cares about that crap?
Dietrich: *blushes and looks away mumbling* Um... No one...
Mr. Levy: My girlfriend, Charlotte, of course. She, and teaching, are my world.
Jeremy: *looks at Casi* No one, for now.
Casi: *looks at Mr. Levy with a pained expression* I'm alone.

5. Do you have any kids? Will you ever have any?
Kaori: Hell no. Who needs brats?
Dietrich: Em... No, and I can't. *blushes and looks away*
Mr. Levy: No, but I look forward to a family after the wedding.
Jeremy: Someday...
Casi: Not for me. I want to keep my figure.

6. What's your favorite food?
Kaori: I like American food. Like hamburgers.
Dietrich: Wah! Ein like the Pringles chips!
Mr. Levy: *chuckles* Do cigarettes count?
Jeremy: I like pizza. *grins*
Casi: S'mores. They've got a bunch of good memories with them. *smiles*

7. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Kaori: Soft serve vanilla.
Dietrich: Ein like the chocolate chip.
Mr. Levy: I like homemade peach ice cream made by Charlotte.
Jeremy: Strawberry Cheesecake Ice cream is the best.
Casi: Dreamcicle ice cream.

8. Have you ever killed someone?
Kaori: No, but I put someone in a coma once.
Dietrich: No! That would be mean!
Mr. Levy: When I was in the army...
Jeremy: Only on Halo Live.
Casi: Oh, heavens no!

9. Do you hate anyone?
Kaori: I hate just about everyone. They're all annoying.
Dietrich: No. No one should be hated.
Mr. Levy: Somewhat.
Jeremy: Yes... I hate someone more than words can describe.
Casi: Yes, but the person that I hate hasn't done anything to me to merit hatred. It's sad.

10. Have any secrets?
Kaori: Well, yes...
Dietrich: Everyone has secrets.
Mr. Levy: Of course. But no one will find out for now.
Jeremy: Yes. But I can't speak of it for now.
Casi: Of course I do. But that's none of your business!

10b. Allow me to take you aside one by one, and let’s also pretend for the sake of the tag that you would ever share your secret with a complete stranger. What is your secret?
Kaori: I am the leader of a gang and impersonating my brother at his school to get a free education.
Dietrich: I em in love with my host brother in my foreign exchange family.
Mr. Levy: I smoke in the classroom.
Jeremy: I am in love with my best friend, and she has no clue. *looks at Casi*
Casi: I am in love with my English teacher. *stares at Mr. Levy*

11. What is your job?
Kaori: I work part time in a convenience stone.
Dietrich: En mein home country, I halped my mother en her store, bat I hev no jub now.
Mr. Levy: I'm an English teacher. I love literature...
Jeremy: I work as a waiter in a cafe.
Casi: I spend too much time babysitting my little brother for that.

12. What do you do to relax?
Kaori: I go out drinkin' to relax.
Dietrich: I read books end listein to music. I em a fan of Hemingway end Coldplay.
Mr. Levy: I generally relax with a beer in one hand and a remote in the other.
Jeremy: I hang out with Casi at the mall.
Casi: I hang out at Jeremy's house.

13. Where would you rather be lost in a deserted village in the middle of a haunted forest surrounded by undead cults, or in a desert dotted with ruins filled with gold but no available water source?
Kaori: The desert, because a water source can be found in plants.
Dietrich: Neither! I could never hundle someting like that!
Mr. Levy: The forest. It would make great writing material.
Jeremy: Probably the forest. It'd be interesting.
Casi: The desert. I could find a way out in time, I bet.

14. What are/were your parents like?
Kaori: They always wanted me to be like my brother. It made me so mad!
Dietrich: Uwah! Mein mother was always kind.
Mr. Levy: My mother passed away when I was young. I was raised by my father in a strict environment that promoted joining the military and a good education.
Jeremy: My mom and step-dad are cool. I don't really know my real father.
Casi: My parents are annoying. They keep calling Jeremy and I a couple. Why can't a teenage boy and girl be friends without someone trying to hook them up?

15. Any pets?
Kaori: I have a goldfish. I won him at a matsuri. I named him Sushi.
Dietrich: Nein. I laft home, after all.
Mr. Levy: I have a Macaw named Springer, because when I got him he'd chant "Jerry! Jerry!" like off of Jerry Springer.
Jeremy: I have a black lab named Ink. My sister named her...
Casi: I have a cat named Panda because of his coloring.

16. Do you have anything that you want to say to your readers?
All: WE HAVE READERS?!?!?!

17. Do you like your creator?
Kaori: Hell no! She's an idiot!
Me: That's mean! T-T
Dietrich: Yes! She finished mein story en less than two days!
Me: *tackles* I love you...
Mr. Levy: She's lazy and never finishes anything she starts!
Me: Hey! I'm still working on your story!
Jeremy: She's pretty cool. Except I'm a lame side character...
Me: Hey! You're my favorite character!
Casi: She made me lose in the end, so she sucks.
Me: You didn't lose! You found out what you hadn't noticed was what you really wanted!

Since no one reads anything I post, I won't tag.